Samples

Brace yourself–a fancier, more in-depth portfolio page is in the works!

In the meantime, take a gander at these samples I’ve whipped up to help give you an idea of what my writing looks like. They’re kind of just like my blog, only without the excessive literary references and colorful language. (Basically, my blog in a sports coat and shinier shoes.)

The Goods


And that’s not even the BEST stuff.

Why don’t I have real live samples of all my past work for the world to see here on my site?

Well, I’m in the business of ghostwriting, see. Once I sell you or anyone else a blog post or some sales copy, I’ve sold my rights to it. Which means I can’t be flashing it around town in a dust coat, proud of it as I am. That’d be like walking around outside in my underwear. Or in somebody else’s underwear. Or forcing someone else walk outside in my underwear. Whichever way you look at it, it’s a tad unethical.

Some content I can show you, and some I can’t–it’s best we talk privately if you’d like to know more about what kind of work I can do for you.


Just ask my most recent client.

After all, it’s like Roxie at Frostbeard Studio says:

Maison was a charm to work with–exactly the kick-in-the-butt we needed to get our act together. Now we have snazzy new copy–a benefit to both us and our customers.

And if that won’t make a gal blush, I don’t know what will.

Ready to roll? Let’s get in touch.